suv

suv
1. (Suv) (1337↑, 142↓)
Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.

"My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."

2. (Suv) (722↑, 111↓)
Gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of SUV owners ever go off road
3. (SUV) (680↑, 201↓)
Selfish Urban Vanity Driven by [Asshole]s who are too preoccupied with showing off their vanity than saving the enviroment.

Stop making fun of my SUV...my luxury is more important than your child's clean air\!

Author: Brad Bitzer http://suv.urbanup.com/476253
4. (SUV) (362↑, 66↓)
1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive. 2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't. Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.

If you drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices, you are a fucking asshole and might even be our current president.

Author: nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush http://suv.urbanup.com/581958
5. (SUV) (390↑, 110↓)
Stupid Useless Vehicle

"Get your Stupid Useless Vehicle off the road\!"

6. (Suv) (321↑, 79↓)
A type of pick-up truck with an attached camper shell and seats in the cargo bed. Never intended for passenger use on the highway, is cheaper to manufacture due to loophole in federal laws regulating passenger saftey. Despite the manufacturing economy, on of the most expensive types of motor vehicles to own and operate-high accident and theft rate, low re-sale value, and poor performance and fuel economy. Prone to roll over and kill all occupants from something as simple as a failed tire. The lack of structure mandated for real passenger vehicles allows the 'SUV' to cave in upon rollover, while even the cheapest passenger car is legally required to have a roll cage in the roof structure. Marketed as a more cool replacement for the minivan or station wagon. Often seen in news reports as the scene of multiple fatalities resulting from a blown tire. There is a new generation of vehicles marketed as suv or hybrid vehicles, these are not as dangerous, being based on minivan or car chassis-engineered for use on paved surfaces.

Mom flipped her suv.

7. (Suv) (289↑, 97↓)
Gas-powered compensations for a little winkies.

My no no special stick is inverted and looks like an anus with a beard, but damn can I cut people off with this who-jigger.

Author: PEE-nis ex-TEN-shun http://suv.urbanup.com/139821
8. (SUV) (182↑, 38↓)
Sport utility vehicle. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.

When filling your SUV and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.

9. (SUV) (149↑, 17↓)
A vehicle that is ordinarily driven by a Fat Woman. This driver would qualify to have an SUV Fatlady bumper sticker on her back bumper. You might likely see a bunch of these vehicles driven by fat women, in school roundabouts, waiting to pick up their snot nose kids when school lets out. This is particulary so at Parochial schools.

I was driving by a christian school today, and looked over seeing about 15 SUV's in the roundabout. Then, I had to drive about 5 miles an hour behind about 5 more of these SUV's, waiting for them to turn into the school parking lot. Not to any surprise, was each vehicle was being driven by a fat hog woman.

Author: SUV FAT LADY http://suv.urbanup.com/2976330
10. (SUV) (145↑, 18↓)
School bus Urban replacement Vehicle

Traffic is already messed up during rush hour as it is. Neurotic Soccer Mom is personally transporting the little tykes in the SUV because of obvious safety concerns with BIG YELLOW VEHICLE that you could basically see from Mars. Her driving skills also being obviously superior.

11. (SUV) (173↑, 52↓)
Satan's Unholy Vehicle.

That cidiot parked his SUV in the handicapped spot.

12. (SUV) (140↑, 21↓)
Vehicle with the hauling capacity of a car, the ride of a truck, the gas milage of a tank, and the price tag of a jet fighter. See [useless]. Often driven by middle aged buisness men trying to look rugged or outdoorsy. 21 century replacement for the mid-life crisis sports car Also driven by soccer moms and business woman because it looks more aggresive than the mini-van they really needed. See [penis envy]. The origin of the species were the old International Scout, Range Rovers, Land Rovers, and Chevy Suburbans, which were all true 4X4's and were designed with minimal comforts, but could climb the hell out of anything whilst towing a small village behind them. Current specimens are often underpowered or two wheel drive sitting on high leaf springs so they still look like they can climb and pull, but usually can be beat at the light by an economy 4 cylinder car. Current models are often fully outfitted with every luxury feature available, including [GPS] in case the driver decides to turn off the blacktop for a couple seconds.

As long as the SUV market continues to increase, the price of gasoline is not high enough.

Author: KillAllHumans http://suv.urbanup.com/858026
13. (SUV) (171↑, 74↓)
noun. Massive behemoths of "automobiles" that have the gas mileage of a supertanker. Though designed to be used off-road, 99.99% of the mentally retarded people that buy them use them to drive around urban and suburban areas with usually one person in it. Sported by 125 pound blonde women(meaning they can't drive for shit, even in a real automobile) Fun to sabotage, then see the look on the face of the ugly middle aged women who is just wasting space on the earth. The Acronym 'SUV' stands for Supremely Unwieldly Vehicle

If you have an SUV, you are either: A) Retarded B) An off-roader C) woman who needs to feel big D) Male who needs a lot of compensation

Author: Potato Reborn http://suv.urbanup.com/547166
14. (SUV) (134↑, 38↓)
An overgrown station wagon,normally occupied by one of the following... assholes,scumbags,douche bags and the usual dumb fucking cunt with a cell phone jammed in her ear and her precious little fuck remnants in the back.You can usually find these fucking zeroes in your rear view mirror,riding up someones ass,landing in ditches,rolling over and generally being driven by the typical asshole in the categories above.You have to be a real fucking moron to get sucked in by the car mfr.bullshit advertising for these useless pieces of shit.Unless it's for military,service or rough terrain usage,there's no fucking reason why these assholes need these shitwagons.I have to hear these fuckwads moan on the news when they have to shell out $55 to gas up these pieces of shit. Too bad,asshole..pay up.I had the personal pleasure last year on 2 separate occasions of seeing 2 of these assholes in ford explorers getting their asses beat,one on the highway and the other at an exit ramp.I witnessed the cocksucker at the exit ramp,moments before,driving like a reckless asshole on the highway and pushing people out of the way.The fuckwad got what he deserved,moaning like a little bitch when he got his ass ripped.Take boxing lessons asshole."The bigger the suv, the smaller the pecker"Now,go roll the fuck over.

Hello Sir...you just won a brand new suv in our drawing... Stick it up your ass,handjob...I'll hang on to my Yugo......

15. (SUV) (103↑, 25↓)
Evil represented by steel on tires. Driven by conservatives who don't want to conserve. Gets less miles to the gallon than the first car invented.

My friend and I went on a cross-country road trip; I drove a Model T, he drove an SUV. He could go faster, but we got to the coast at the same time because I didn't have to gas up as often.

16. (SUV) (102↑, 32↓)
A mammoth-sized automobile used for no other purpose than to piss off the people they park next to. This angers the victim right up to the point where they have to get their kid out of the car to see if another car is coming past the other side of the ridiculously over-sized heap of metal.

I say we find the manufacturers of SUVs around the world and enslave them to resurrecting the Pinto. Nobody would dare to tailgate you in a Pinto.

17. (Suv) (99↑, 35↓)
Losers buy SUVs to make up for their microscopic dicks.
Author: person yo-yo http://suv.urbanup.com/170463
18. (SUV) (89↑, 26↓)
SUV stands for Sport-Utility-Vehicle but can also be read as: Super Ugly Vehicle, Stupid Useless Vehicle, Sport Useless Vehicle, Super Useless Vehicle, Sucky Useless Vehicle, or Seriously Ugly Vehicle. Most SUV's sit in the garage and never go off road unless one of their tires blows out. They are an extra heavy, environmentally hostile, overpriced status symbol with poor gas mileage, high repair costs, and a history of rolling over. Driven mostly by the same Baby Boomers who brought us bell bottoms and disco. They are viewed by some psychologists as a Freudian expression of insecurity and lack of sexual endowment. People hit by SUV's usually die instantly. Some analysts predict the death of the SUV fad/craze to be 2006.

Bill: Hey look at my new SUV, it weighs six tons, is 20 feet long, gets 4 miles to the gallon, and has never seen a dirt road. John: What do you need it for? Bill: I feel insecure and the commercials looked exciting. Hey would you like to see an old pair of my bell bottoms? John: No thanks, me and my wife are taking our new hybrid cross country to go camping. Bill: Well have a good time, I'm taking out a loan to buy some gas to drive to work this month.

19. (Suv) (98↑, 37↓)
Driven by Terrorists and Polluters.
20. (suv) (71↑, 19↓)
SUV: Driven most the massess cause they are so gullible and believe they have a need to drive a land yacht of a vehicle that get's 9mpg and is tottaly un-safe that's trendy\!\!\! Mostly seen driven by Angry Soccer Moms, Angry Wall Street Dads, And Other Suburban Status Whores(aka middle class, upper middle class and the rich).

Look at that moron driving that SUV, doesn't he know it's unsafe.

21. (SUV) (70↑, 18↓)
One of the greatest nonense in human history of consciously destroying the planet by using more and more [gas]. AND A great way of encouraging the american empire to start wars in the [Middle-East]

Hey man, look at my new [Hummer]\! Isn't it useless and ugly ?

Author: [Edouard B. Chapleau] http://suv.urbanup.com/422326
22. (suv) (67↑, 16↓)
abbrev: Soccermoms United in Vacuousness

"Our boys are dying in some desert somewhere for these SUV's"

23. (SUV) (68↑, 17↓)
A slow-ass pollution machine.

Hey random socer mom in front of me\! Move your fat SUV ass, the light's green\!

24. (SUV) (57↑, 13↓)
Shitty Un-environmental Vehicle. The reason GM is going broke. The reason Ford will also go broke if they keep trying to push these pieces of shit. MoPar won't get hurt though, because they don't push as many of these pieces of shit.

Hey Clem, I done bot me a SUV. It done gets 15 mpg with the wind pushin me downhill.

Author: GM_Is_Going_Broke http://suv.urbanup.com/1238447
25. (SUV) (59↑, 14↓)
A massively oversized motorized vehicle that frequently blocks your view into traffic. Dangerous when parked, especially dangerous when in motion.

I'd pull out of the driveway but that SUV is blocking my view.

Author: corvus brachyrhynchos http://suv.urbanup.com/192960
26. (Suv) (81↑, 36↓)
1)a bigass oversized vehicle 2)a vihecle that takes up too much room in parking lots and when people try to back out of a parking spot the driver wont have enough room 3)a major heatlh threat for people who have asthma and the elderly 4)contributes to Global warming
27. (SUV) (48↑, 9↓)
A vehicle that when driven is comprable to drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.

I got hit by an SUV, but it's ok, because I got a million bucks. And all I had to do was break my neck\!

Author: combat_rock http://suv.urbanup.com/371108
28. (SUV) (51↑, 13↓)
Silly - Urban - Vanity 1. A vehicle made to go off road for camping trips, hunting, and for trail riding, but is only used for getting groceries. 2. A boxy vehicle that while made to function in mud, rocks, or sand, can often be seen dodging small puddles since the owner just washed and waxed it before picking up his "ho". 3. Further proof that most of the American buying public are sheep easily led to slaughter (see croc clogs)

His SUV is capable of going in the mud up the the fender wells, but he won't even drive it in the rain\! That SUV can hold eight people, but that 5'2" bitch yakking on her cell phone and weaving in and out of traffic without using her turn signal is driving all alone. Wow, I never knew that you needed a four wheel drive Lexus to pick up a dozen donuts\!

Author: OnTheSideOfRight http://suv.urbanup.com/2019529
29. (SUV) (52↑, 14↓)
A useless bulk of metal, plastic and other materials that uses an excessive ammount of gasoline. Commonly used in jokes about soccer moms and Republicans.

Michael: Why would anybody need a car THAT big? Ashley: To make up for something else.

30. (SUV) (47↑, 11↓)
Sure to be Under Vehicle.

"Well, I can give you this car with a five-star safety rating, which gets 38 miles a gallon, for twelve grand . . . OR I can give you this SUV which gets ten miles a gallon and hasn't gone through any safety tests at all for twenty-five grand." "I'll take the SUV\!"

31. (SUV) (60↑, 25↓)
Selfish Use Vehicle Driven by middle aged women or their pathetic husbands with smaller than average penises. SUV's poor gas mileage is a big reason we are sending our valuable youth out to fight useless wars which in turn kill innocent Iraqis.

Middle-age woman: Did you see the gas prices today? 2.39\! Me: Yea you dumb bitch, it's simple economics. You consume so much fucking fuel that the prices rise... cunt\!

32. (SUV) (48↑, 13↓)
the ugliest fucking vehicle in the world.

it's as if PT cruisers aren't ugly enough, every american car company had to go and mass produce SUV's

33. (SUV) (48↑, 14↓)
what soccer moms need to drive their fat kids around without, the kid crushing the car

also known as idiot mobile

34. (SUV) (54↑, 20↓)
Like a minivan and pickup truck. Higher center of gravity meaning easy rollovers. Guzzles more gas than pickup trucks. Often used by soccer moms who can't drive but need control of the road (until they roll over). Part of a secret agenda of the automobile industry to rid the world of soccer moms.

Why get an efficient and cheap minivan? I'd rather drive an SUV so I could roll over at the drop of a hat.

35. (SUV) (39↑, 8↓)
A contemporary expression of the lack of creativity and constipated thinking which characterizes the declining US automobile industry, and a notable symbol of the excess, isolation, separation from nature, and declining aesthetic sense that characterizes mainstream US culture and life.

"We don't know how we ever lived without our Suburban. Shopping trips to Home Depot are really a breeze now, and we can get our big screen to the repair shop so easily in our SUV. We don't even mind what it costs to fill the tank. There's plenty of oil as long as we're willing to fight for it and we don't have to send OUR son to war. The other day we broadsided a small car driven by an old man and his wife, and we didn't feel a thing\!"

Author: citds21pallas http://suv.urbanup.com/2173777
36. (SUV) (40↑, 11↓)
Soccer Mom's Ultimate Vehicle. These are created so that soccer mom can drive her little unwanted bastards to band practice and the soccer field in confort. It is not uncommen for Soccer mom to driver with a cell phone stuck in her ear and trying to yield a 2 ton vehicle with one hand. Be alert for these. They are often seen upside down, swerving heavily, or 3 feet away from the outside traffic line, or augerred into the hillside. While they do offer 4 Wheel drive Soccer Moms and yuppies never have a use for this feature. The only off-road duty these see is when they back up into the flower bed.

Vicky wont be able to drive her SUV if she keep cracking it up on the interstate.

Author: DrMeandudeMD http://suv.urbanup.com/2016075
37. (SUV) (51↑, 23↓)
The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever. Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like. Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).

Now the road may have congestion, But, hey, I'll get there alive. So don't pester me with questions Like "What would GANDHI drive??" \suvGod Bless My SUV, Capital Steps

Author: The Ugly One http://suv.urbanup.com/570641
38. (SUV) (38↑, 10↓)
Vehicle improperly named by General Motors in the early stages of production. UARV (URBAN ASSAULT ROLLOVER VEHICLE)correctly defines this worthless, gas guzzling beast we call an SUV.

"I cant see in front of me because this damn UARV is blocking my view."

Author: CrazyOlCoot http://suv.urbanup.com/240603
39. (suv) (39↑, 12↓)
Gas guzzlers driven by cum guzzlers.

Some bitch cut me off in her SUV, obviously in a hurry to get home in time for a faceload.

40. (SUV) (40↑, 15↓)
What foreigners would call an Armoured Personnel Vehicle.

Tourist In America: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?? How come no one told me you infidel dogs were at war running tanks crowded cities? American: That be those them SUV dilly's. Them mom's like to drive thos big buggers. *spit*

41. (SUV) (44↑, 20↓)
n. A relatively new term used to describe many passenger vehicles that are high and have a "rugged" appearance. the first SUVs were simply pickup trucks that had rear seats and a permanent roof in back in place of the truck bed- a step beyond the simple "camper shell." More sophisticated SUVs eventually got their own body styles, although most were still based on a pickup chassis. SUVs were manufactured mainly by the US, although the British made some as well, such as Land Rover. Following a large increase in popularity around the turn of the century, SUVs began to flood the market. every car company had one, if not multiple, models of SUV. Foreign companies are in on the market as well, most notably the Japanese, and most recently some of the German car companies, such as Porsche and Volkswagen. with the newer models, there are basically three categories: The "real" SUV- a vehicle that has not lost its roots as an offroader. included in this group the Hummer H1, Chevy Trailblazer, and most Land Rover vehicles. To a lesser extent, the Ford Explorer, Chevy Tahoe/GMC Yukon, and Dodge Durango also fall under this classification. The "Behemoth"- these SUVs are emormous... in fact, they are so large that taking them offroad is usually a bad idea. The Chevy Suburban (aka the GMC Yukon XL) is a household name and was the prime example of this type of vehicle for many years until Ford unveiled the even larger Excursion. Ford's Expedition is also in this category, and the explorer may also end up here because it gets larger with every redesign. Large SUVs always have 3 rows of seats and typically seat 7 or 8 people. many "soccer moms" have purchased these SUVs as "cool" replacements for minivans, although they have the same passenger capacity but are less stable and less fuel efficient than minivans and even most full-sized vans. the Ford Excusrion gets 10\suv11 miles per gallon for city riving. The immense size of these SUVs makes them perfect for camping, moving furniture, and towing. The mini SUV- the last general grouping of SUVs didn't hit the market until the SUVs' surge in popularity. these are primarily based on car chassis and carry 5 people. they are pretty much useless as offroaders and don't get amazing mileage, although this category of SUV has the best mileage of the three. they have much better road manners than other SUVs as well. These SUVs are more numerous than the others because of their price and relative practicality compared to the other SUVs. the Jeep Liberty, Ford Escape, Toyota Rav4, and Mercedes Benz M-class are only a few examples. There are still more that don't really fit in the 3 categories. Some SUVs exist purely for their "cool factor" and luxury accomodations. these are the Cadillac Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, and Hummer H2. Others are just unique for their capabilities. the Porsche Cayenne and Volkswagen Touareg are both said to be very nice road vehicles, but they are also capable of handling moderate offroad situations. The Crysler Pacifica is a minivan-SUV crossover that has similar attributes.

Way too many people commute to work alone in small SUVs when they could take a nice, quick compact that gets twice the mileage... or at least a good luxury 4-door.

42. (SUV) (36↑, 12↓)
See [UAV]. A vehicle used by rich single mothers to take control of the road. Rarely used off road.

The single mother next door likes to go shopping in her SUV.

43. (suv) (29↑, 6↓)
origionally intended for off-roaders and people who needed a truck and a van at the same time. Now they are used mostly by pricks, dicks and assholes. Soccormoms love these because they can put their 300lb kid in the back, let him watch a DVD so she doesn't have to be a parent while she talks on her cellphone (almost killing innocent motorists in cars and pedestrians) on her way to the soccor game where everybody is special so they all win. SUVs can be divided into 3 catagories 1) Fullsized- overbuilt, overpowered four-wheel-drive beheemouths with more luxury than a 4star hotel i.e. Esclades, Excursions, Navigators, Hummers 2) "Crossovers"- underbuilt, underpowered wuss-mobiles designed so that some people can feel good that they are not driving a tank when in fact, they are even worse because they still waste fuel and space, drive like idiots and should really be driving a van or car. Forgein companies from Asia and Europe often sell these too. 3) Suburbans- Still a full-sized SUV with luxury and four-wheel-drive, but actually designed to tow and work. idiots from catagory 1 still buy suburbans, but so do people who actually work the truck like a truck.

I was crossing the street when some bitch in a SUV hit me. She got pissed off at me (eventhough she ran the light because she was doing her make-up and chatting on her cell) because my face scratched her bumper.

Author: northendwhitetrash http://suv.urbanup.com/2766352
44. (SUV) (42↑, 20↓)
A stupid piece of shit that gets 15 mpg and is designed to go off-raod but is only driven on the streets by damn idiots.

I'm an idiot. I'm gonna go buy an SUV instead a sedan lose all my money on gas\!

45. (suv) (25↑, 7↓)
Satan's Utility Vehicle. Nothing more than an irresponsible, gaz-guzzling, status symbol bought and operated by sexualty frustrated housewives, trophywives and suburban soccer moms who think they own the road and believe it requires a 3-ton monstrocity to haul 2 kids to practice while their cheating, corporate executive husbands are off banging their secretary. An SUV can often be seen occupying two parking spaces so it won't be hit by another "inferior" vehicle.

An SUV is an absolutely worthless, irresponsible automobile that does nothing but serve as a status cymbol to show off your money to others as if we care how much money you have. All SUVS are incredibly irresponsible to the environment and should be outlawed.

46. (SUV) (33↑, 15↓)
Suddenly Useless Vechile.

With today's Gas Prices, The SUV are no longer used.

47. (suv) (19↑, 3↓)
The SUV is suppose to be a sport utility vehicle.A rugged truck type of vehicle that is design for offroad purposes,cargo haulers and trailer haulers.The whole idea and concept of SUV since the 1990's has change since the suv has become a vehicle that is a commercial.The auto manufactures increasing making suvs.Before the 1990's GM Cadillac and ford lincoln didn't make an suv.Only made luxury cars.The suv has became a trend and a lifestyle among suburbia people that have to compete with the jones.Majority of suvs never hit offroad dirt road trails.Most suvs are gas guzzler vehicle that support terriorst due to have to have a higher demand for oil and most suvs are not echonomical.SUVs are owned among soccer moms or dads that live in the suburbs to haul kids to school in.Suvs are ugly boxy vehicle that are the size of a sherman tank.The suv is not a very good of center of gravity that has increase risk of rollovers.The suv is the upgrade vehicle of the minivan.What is sad but true is that the road is flooded with suvs with suvs flocked on parking lots,flocked on driveways of the suburbia neighborhood.This is the idea of people that share the same brain and don't believe being and individual. Today idea of owning an suv is to be trendy and to fit in with the folks.Alot of the suvs look like cookie cutters.

Soccer mom has to take her little tykes to school and soccer practice in the sherman tank suv that seat about 7 passengers, but only has 2 children.The suv is very thirsty at the gas pump.To fill up an suv can take up to more than 50.00 to fill up the tank with gas prices almost at 3.00 a gallon.Most suvs get less than 20 mpg unless buy the new hibrid

48. (SUV) (28↑, 12↓)
1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE 2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.

Coupes and sedans pwn the SUV. Seriously people, what the hell...SUVs are gay.

Author: idonthavaname http://suv.urbanup.com/2013259
49. (SUV) (31↑, 15↓)
Stupid Utility Vechiel

I dont know how to spell.

50. (Suv) (24↑, 12↓)
replacement minivan for soccer moms
51. (suv) (15↑, 5↓)
A soccer mom's favorite mode of transportation. Everyone who drives one probably has a little penis or small boobs, except for people who go off-roading, and people who live in Michigan and Minnesota who need 4 wheel drive.

Michigan Resident: My suv keeps me safe in the winter Off-roader: I use my suv to go off roading Soccer Mom: My suv guzzles gas and cuts off people.

Author: I am too retarded right now to think of my name http://suv.urbanup.com/2485095
52. (SUV) (23↑, 13↓)
Acronym for Sports Utility Vehicle, an expensive kind of car usually made by Detroit that gets really crappy gas mileage (\<20). In a head-on collision, SUVs sometimes run over the hoods of cars and can seriously mess up the other driver/passenger, due to their front grate thing (not sure what it is) pushing the other car under and lifting the SUV on top of the other car.

SUVs have a high center of gravity, so a sharp turn will flip it and if you unfortunately land on the gas tank, the car may blow up.

53. (suv) (23↑, 13↓)
Government codename for the failed attempt to create a cool suburban car.

SUVs were originally designed for off-road driving or tugging heavy equipment, such as boats, but now they are basically [minivan]s in disguise.

Author: Rodney Basil http://suv.urbanup.com/595833
54. (SUV) (12↑, 3↓)
Freak-magnet, the most crappy department ever\!

-Where do ya work cracka? -In SUV.. -Oh crap, you're f....\!

55. (SUV) (18↑, 10↓)
The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.

Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.

56. (SUV) (9↑, 2↓)
Sex Utility Vehicle: When someone's car, truck, or even SUV is actually often used simply as a mobile [sex] bed. When the most offroading a vehicle will go is into a ditch or [boondocks] so that the driver and passenger may engage in sex play. A semi-discreet way of telling parents the truth of what you are going to do Friday when you give your "friend" a ride in your SUV. A SexUV.

"Nicole is coming by to pick me up and give me a ride in her SUV."

Author: \suvAce_of_Spades\suv http://suv.urbanup.com/3776339
57. (SUV) (6↑, 3↓)
Super-Unattractive-Virgin Basically a virgin that THINKS shes/he da shit.(usally a girl)

-"Hey you saw Shakita today, struttin around cause she got a new purse?" -"Yeah, but still doesn't change the fact shes a SUV.

58. (suv) (10↑, 7↓)
Screws Up Volkswagens----\>SUV Should have been called [SBOW]- Security Blanket ON Wheels 1.)A large unnecessary pile of shit (no matter how much it costs)who's owners enjoy pissing away the worlds natural resources more than R. Kelly enjoys pissing on women. Their owners usually justify owning one for its ability to make them feel safe and to transport their large family consisting of 1 spoiled bratty ass child that will grow up to be an even bigger asshole than their parents. When in reality they just need to learn how to drive a normal size vehicle so they don't have to hide behind a tank. Basically its a suburban security blanket for morons. 2.) An ignorant useless automotive indulgence that has set the automotive industry back 20 years. 3.) What president Bush masturbates to photos of. 4.) The main reason why we will run out of oil one day. 5.) The main reason why the electric car concept was abandoned. See the film "who killed the electric car". 6.) What will most likely be the instrument of my death when im driving my 1959 VW Beetle down the interstate one day. 7.) Vehicles who's owners i will be laughing my ass off at when we run out of oil and they are reduced to nothing but large even more useless paperweights. I can always convert the bug to electricity. 8.) The reason why we need to put more fuel efficient and environmentally friendly bio diesel engines in large vehicles. 9.) The reason why people will not be able to drive and enjoy classic cars in the future. Because SUV's drank up all the gas. 10.) The only vehicle you see on the road if you live in Short Pump Virginia. 11.) The reason why people are afraid to drive compact cars. If they buy an SUV they cannot get hurt if another SUV runs into them.

"Some selfish shit bag in an SUV ran over me while i was driving my bug down the interstate. Now im disabled and have to spend the rest of my life as a vegetable while their ass can walk around and enjoy their selfish little suburban lifestyle and live in their overpriced cookie cutter home. But thats my fault i guess. How stupid of me to be driving a fuel efficient compact car. If i was driving an SUV this wouldnt have happened."

59. (suv) (2↑, 1↓)
Sport utility vehicle. What is so sporty of sherman tank offroad gas guzzler cargo trailer puller and cargo hauler? Nothing sporty about it unless mom and dad is taking kids to a sports meet. That is soccer practice. The suv is a vehicle of trend than a vehicle that is owned among soccer dads and moms that live in the suburbs that need to keep up with the jones. The suburban zombies are in the mind state of sharing the same brain,because they have no concept of how to make their own decisions.The suv is taken from a pickup and been modified. The suv is a vehicle of a lifestyle not for it's real purpose.Most suvs don't hit the offroad mud trails on a daily basis.

soccer moms utility off road rugrat brat hauler suv-soccer utility vehicle suv-suburban urban vanity suv-stupid useless vehicle suv-sherman tank utility vehicle suv is a mini van and station wagon replacement and upgrade

60. (SUV) (0↑, 0↓)
stands for: Souped Up Van

lets ride in my mom's SUV

Author: arturomuhfuckinbedolla http://suv.urbanup.com/6370715
61. (suv) (2↑, 3↓)
An over size gas guzzler sherman tank utility vehicle owned by suburban retards that need to feel big .The suv is more of a vehicle of living up to a lifestyle and being trendy.The type of people that own these vehicles have to keep up with the Jones.These vehicles are owned among soccer moms that need a gas guzzler sherman tank to haul rugrat brats to soccer practice,go to pta meetings or a grocery getter.It does not make sense to have an offroad 3 ton 4 wheel drive vehicle that drive on asphalt roads majority of its life.It does not snow year round.Most suvs won't hit the dirt road or the mud pit. Most of the oversize suvs get terrible fuel milage of 13 mpg in city and 18 mpg in highway.Suvs have became ugly boxy vehicles that have no character that is lame as the owner. You are what you drive.If suvs would be eliminated the roads wouldn't be as cluttered,would conserve on fuel and would be alot of cooler vehicles on the road.

Sherman tank gas guzzler utility vehicle -suv soccer utilty vehicle-suv supersize utility vehicle-suv suburban urban vanity - suv

Author: musclecar man http://suv.urbanup.com/4358734
62. (suv) (0↑, 2↓)
straight up virgin. never done anything sexuall

Alex is a suv, fuck

63. (suv) (9↑, 11↓)
suv: to have sex make love do the dirty

baby why dont you just come over for 45 minutes so we can suv i suved that [jivel] last night

Author: James Riney http://suv.urbanup.com/2351513
64. (suv) (3↑, 7↓)
A stylish and practical car best suited for driving around the suburbs. Originally aimed at real 'off roading' they now provide the answer to a person so vain and selfish they'd rather drive a two tonne truck-car then risk being seen in a 'daggy' sedan. Unconcerned with actual driveability, safety or fuel economy an suv can be the answer to a debt burdened suburbanite provideing all the image desired. A real suv driver never travels off road and those who do take the car off the road should really stop trying to live up to the sad image portrayed at the dealership and get a life\!

the suv a wonderful car that should be enjoyed by all...except the sad ones actually wanting to take it on the dirt go join the army or something

Author: one smart blonde http://suv.urbanup.com/2222488
65. (SUV) (8↑, 12↓)
Slightly used vacuum.

Can I borrow your SUV? Its not brand-new but sure.

66. (SUV) (17↑, 29↓)
a vehicle that Senator Jean-Luc Kerry owns but denies like a mother fucker. Fucking phony bastard\!

Everybody sing, "SUV, oh SUV, oh how I love my SUV" Hey, lets go fill up, it's an ozone action day dontcha know\!

Author: Mr Fossil Fuel http://suv.urbanup.com/823639
67. (SUV) (15↑, 30↓)
Shit Ugly Vagina. Usually used to describe poorly shaped female reproductive organs.

"That old bitch had one major SUV."

68. (SUV) (14↑, 32↓)
It stands for Sport Utility Vehicle but all you really need to know is that they are large, low gas-mileage vehicles with a large consumer base in middle-class America. What is not known is that it also represents a manifestation of the American psyche following the 9/11 terrorist attacks for a desire of safety against the unknown. Since America is based on capitalism the only way Americans knew how to deal with this was to buy something. If you look shit up you can see that gas prices didn't go up as SUVs got more popular but that SUVs got more popular as gas prices went up. Also these events happened at the same time as George Bush began his infamous "War on Terror" which to this day has not achieved its primary goal, the death or capture of Osama Bin Laden. The War on Terror is simply another example of the need for the feeling of safety that arose after 9/11 but on a national scale As gas prices soared into an absurdly high price per barrel and a few years had passed since 9/11 the American psyche was on its way to being less concerned with safety and more so on economic (2008-2009 recession) and social problems (global warming and the usual shit like shit in Africa) which led to a reduction in the purchase of SUVs. The need for the feeling of safety created by 9/11 simply jump started the SUV industry but in no way sustained it. Presently many people still buy SUVs because of the social aspects and the limited practical values.

Watching the news... Albert- Wow dude i never thought terrorists could do something like that... Shan- Yea i don't feel safe whenever I'm outside my house anymore. Albert- I know, lets buy really big cars because thats how we get places when we aren't home\!\! Shan- Good Idea... (leaves his gated community house to the car dealership across the street) Give me your largest bulkiest SUV and i will pay whatever it costs\!\! Who cares about gas prices or the environment?

69. (Suv) (9↑, 30↓)
Well they started off being four wheel drive trucks with perminate back shells on. So they were both a truck and an off road vehicle and could seat more passengers. Now everyone calls everything an suv, even if it does not have four wheel drive. I think we should start calling them by there real name like, rodeo, jeep, 4 runner, tahoe etc...

why dont we call the vans suv's

Author: dave carl smith http://suv.urbanup.com/1398807
70. (SUV) (17↑, 43↓)
1) An acronym for Sport Utility Vehicle. 2) A vehicle intended for use in recreational areas.

Dave took his SUV to the mountains for a few days.

71. (SUV) (17↑, 47↓)
Sports Utility Vehicle. The most hated cars in the western world - symbol for ignorance, unsustainability and terrorist oil. it is blamed for environmental destruction, terrorism, male dominance, war, famine and george w. bush. but in reality, it's really just a car. and it's probably more fuel economic and friendlier to the environment than its critics ten-year-old washed down shitpig expresses.

"People who drive SUVs don't go offroad anyways." "I won't deny I drive a SUV because it is a status symbol - just like your 2000 $ mountainbike - that you only use in the city - is a status symbol for you."

72. (suv) (6↑, 47↓)
sports utility vehicle: commonly refers to a woman with a great body usually expensive to purchase and require high maintenance but often a great ride, even off road.

Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez

73. (SUV) (26↑, 74↓)
Sports Utility Vehicle Often driven by people who dont need them Stupid hippies hate them but no one cares about tree-fuckers

Ford Explorer, Hummer H2, Porsche Cayenne, Infiniti QX56, Lamborghini LM002, Lincoln Navigator, Jeep Cherokee etc...

Author: Adrian Krynski http://suv.urbanup.com/343535
74. (suv) (27↑, 83↓)
An acronym for sport utility vehicle. This breed of vehicles renowned for their ruggedness, simplicity, often generous accomodations, and most importantly their ability to traverse terrain that unsuitable (if not impossible) for cars. Proper SUVs feature manual transmissions, torque rich engines, proper ground clearance, 4WD that when not in use reverts to RWD, and either a body-on-frame construction or truck based unibody. As of late, auto manufactures have combined the capability of a good 4x4 vehicle with the refinement and ease of a car. Thus, an explosion in their popularity has resulted. Envy towards them stems in large part from individuals who live below the povery level, insecure about their own vehicles worthyness, jealous of their capabilities, and scapegoat nonsense lies on such vehicles.

A Jeep Grand Cherokee is an excellent SUV. A Toyota Rav-4 is not an SUV, but a tall AWD Toyota Corolla.

75. (SUV) (9↑, 107↓)
The epitomi of wealth, shows that u made, u achieved the american dream, if u are from the ghetto(Blacks, Mexicans) shows that u can achieved the american dream.

Me in a escalade

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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